The Monstersseur

marvelentertainment: Check out the all-new Marvel’s “Iron Man...

Thu, 31 Jan 2013 18:14:58 -0500

Check out the all-new Marvel’s “Iron Man 3” poster featuring your favorite armored super hero at his most vulnerable! And don’t forget to get the lowdown on the upcoming film here!

dcwomenkickingass: First official photo of Amy Adams as Lois...

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 20:08:55 -0500

dcwomenkickingass:

First official photo of Amy Adams as Lois Lane in Man of Steel.

A very modern Lois Lane holding a iPad in a picture from Desde.Hollywood

She looks the part. I guess.

heckyeahevanlongoria: Via MLB memes.

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 22:41:53 -0500

heckyeahevanlongoria:

Via MLB memes.

marvelentertainment: Agent M sneaks onto the set of the pilot...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 20:38:53 -0500

marvelentertainment:

Agent M sneaks onto the set of the pilot for Marvel’s S.H.I.E.L.D. show! Keep your eyes open for more updates throughout production!

fourteen: peru/machu picchu by superHeroj. on Flickr. One...

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 16:32:38 -0500

fourteen:

peru/machu picchu by superHeroj. on Flickr.

One day…

THE SIXTH GUN PILOT IS COMING TO NBC!!!

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 16:30:25 -0500

THE SIXTH GUN PILOT IS COMING TO NBC!!!:

Really great news

Brian Wood: Star Wars

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 16:57:31 -0400

Brian Wood: Star Wars:

brianwood:

As announced earlier today, I’m writing an ongoing Star Wars book for Dark Horse. Not just any Star Wars book, this will be called “Star Wars”, and will be set in the original trilogy, using the classic characters, and will pretend like its 1977 and no other films were every made or books ever…

Sunday Brunch: Monster Energy Rehab + Kit Kat Bars

Wed, 23 May 2012 13:52:34 -0400

Before the glorious gaseous globe of light reaches its afternoon apex. Before summer heat is visible and permeable, oozing off the asphalt jungle floor. Before the world is fully aware that the week has begun anew, and there is very little consternation about the next dewy morning, there is a time for a meal. And that meal my friends, is brunch.

Perhaps the most unappreciated meal of the modern era, the Sunday brunch is the perfect time to explore flavor combinations that would ordinarily be ignored. It’s not early enough to be breakfast, but it’s not late enough to be considered lunch, so there are some really intriguing possibilities opened up by the in-between time typically celebrated by the most posh and educated. Never one to go far without a Monster Energy drink in hand on a Sunday morning, we were quite surprised to find that the perfect compliment to the Rehab: Tea + Lemonade flavor was the simple chocolate delight, the Kit Kat bar.

While there are few people who understand the appeal of a meal that sits between time, between the ticks of a clock’s second hand, swaying the hours away in its most calculated effort, those who do are eternally grateful for the the brief respite from what has become cultural normalcy. How many people can say they eat a balanced breakfast or lunch? Most are simply too busy with the dalliances of the day-to-day to notice. But the perfect sustenance is within their grasp. They must merely concede to the fact that there is indeed time to indulge. Time to wash the ethereal ghosts of the workday life away with a mere drink and a quick nosh. Nay. Monster Rehab is no mere drink, nor is the Kit Kat bar a mere nosh.

The perfect pairing of these two delectable indulgences came to me almost as an accident. Though, to call such a harmonious union of flavors an accident would not be fair to the food gods who made such an angelic accompaniment so very possible. Milton S. Hershey himself could not have foreseen the dramatic explosion of flavors rendered so possible by his invention of the aforementioned Kit Kat bar. How could he have known such a simple combination of milk chocolate and wafers would elicit such a response from the taste buds when complimented by the brisk, crisp notes that combine to create Monster Rehab? Unless he himself is a savant consigned to travel through the waves of time himself, he could not my friends.

Of course, to call the combination of milk chocolate and wafer “simple” isn’t fair to the confectionery architects that put as much time, effort, and love into the structure of a single, solitary Kit Kat bar as one would were he creating a new glass palace with which to touch the sky. But of course, the real conduit for the successful matrimony of flavor is of course the Monster Rehab. The beverage’s lemonade and tea shares a symbiotic relationship with the chocolate, perfectly balanced out by the acutely measured energy concoction that only Monster’s chief liquid scientists understand. As the full-bodied flavors combine, there is little left to do but concede your inhibitions to the moment, and enjoy these ever fleeting moments of pure bliss.

When all is said and done, the mind, heart, and most importantly, soul will be as one. A true accomplishment many religious movements still strive to create today. It’s amazing then that such a sought after ascension is accomplished by the melding of the versatile Monster Rehab: Tea + Lemonade and Sir Hershey’s own perfect candied combination.

May is Monster Rehab: Tea + Lemonade Month

Wed, 02 May 2012 10:47:49 -0400

All throughout the month of May, I’ll be delving deep into the secrets of one of Monster’s more recent vintages, Monster Rehab: Tea + Lemonade. Not only will I discuss the finer points of the beverage, but I’ll also be looking at recipes and meal pairings for the delightful non-carbonated drink.

Be sure to check back in from time to time to discover more of the world you didn’t even know existed.

How did you discover Monster? What was your first taste like?

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 12:17:00 -0400

Ah yes, an interesting and intriguing question to be sure. The exact details of my first can of Monster Energy have been scattered across the landscape of memory like so many leaves on the wind, however there is no forgetting the first sip of the Dionysian nectar.

As the tingling sensation of the can’s carbonated secrets first playfully descended upon my palette, there was an unmistakable joyful exuberance of flavor. It’s at that moment that I not only fell deeply, madly in love with the idea of a drink that was both thirst-quenching and revitalizing, but I also decided to dedicate myself to making sure others would know of such a fine spirit as the one located in every can of Monster Energy.

"[Monster] is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the..."

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 11:55:54 -0400

“[Monster] is one of the most civilized things in the world and one of the most natural things of the world that has been brought to the greatest perfection, and it offers a greater range for enjoyment and appreciation than, possibly, any other purely sensory thing.”

- Ernest Hemmingway - Death in the Afternoon